i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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