We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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