Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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