Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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