so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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