Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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