the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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