the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
His hands were made for my vagina.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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