I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
They have beer where we have blood.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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