Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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