I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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