I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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