so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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