just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We had to coat check the pizza.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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