He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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