forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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