dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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