This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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