Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Someone just said āI need to use up this money before Iām tits up under the dirtā so I think Iām going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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