She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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