You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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