how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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