worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We have so much sex to catch up on
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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