I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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