RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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