The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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