Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Come on in and take your pants off
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