do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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