no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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