paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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