he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
