called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
