The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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