Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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