so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
smell my finger.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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