I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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