yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Just pee around me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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