their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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