So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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