Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
wow bdsm is so cute
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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