i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and she was petting her beer can
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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