sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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