I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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