Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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