guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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