Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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