I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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