we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I need moral support for this bender
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Randomize
