There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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