so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
