i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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